Grab a hot chocolate, it's time to ho-ho-holler.
These 75 funny Christmas jokes for kids are sure to get the whole family in the spirit.Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? They always drop their needles.Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card? Because he went down in history.Why is a foot a good Christmas present? Because it makes a good stocking filler.What do you call a greedy elf? Elfish.What is it called when Santa takes a break? A Santa pause.
What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has Noel.What does Santa do when the reindeer drive too fast? Hold on for deer life.What did Adam say the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve.Where does a snowman keep his money? In a snow bank.What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers.What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells!What did one Christmas tree say to another? Lighten up!What do elves do after school? Their gnome work.
Between Snoop Dog, Eminem and Dr. Dre, who is Santa's favorite? He can't choose. They're all very good wrappers.Why doesn’t Santa eat junk food? Because it’s bad for his elf.What type of cars do elves drive? Toy-otas.Kait Hanson is a lifestyle reporter for TODAY.com. A graduate of Penn State University, she began her career in sports and happily wakes up at 6 a.m. for games thanks to the time change at her home in Hawaii.
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