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There comes a time in life where we all need to stand up for what we believe in, and I believe that you need to be put down like a sick dog.
The main objective of a heel is that it provides a person with some extra height and elongates the legs. Well, kitten heels, you tick neither of those boxes. Chubby little legs continue to be chubby little legs with the addition of yourselves. 5′ 6″ is still very much 5′ 6″ with perhaps a quarter of an inch in the difference, which is essentially nothing. If I was precisely .25 of an inch too short for a rollercoaster, I still wouldn’t turn to you. Because I have a little thing called TASTE.
Even the name ‘kitten heels’ is ridiculous. What feline qualities do you possess? Cuddly? No, you are repulsive. Affectionate? Absolutely not. Adorable? Don’t make me sick. It is a stupid name for a stupid concept.and only one circumstance during which I can deem you acceptable, kitten heels. I’ll set the scene: It’s a cold winter evening. A nuclear family relaxes in the living room after a long day of being perfect.
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