Carl Anka pays tribute to the retiring Eden Hazard and his opposition-defying posterior
Before we begin in earnest, let us address the obvious: Eden Hazard has a large posterior. The Belgian — — dazzled football fans for years during his time at Lille, and . He was blessed with a low centre of gravity, fantastic balance, quick feet and an even quicker brain for deciding how to break down defences. He also had a big bum; something he used very well to enhance his other great talents.
“He could have been injured many, many times. I saw lots of players breaking legs and ankles with less than that. “I don’t want to say names because last season is finished and let’s have a fresh start. I won’t name Mr A, Mr B or Mr C, but he had some very nasty tackles last year. I would like more protection for him.” That protection never quite came for Hazard. Things were exacerbated further by Hazard’s often-casual approach to training.
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