Err… This Is How Much Time We Spend Masturbating At Work

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Err… This Is How Much Time We Spend Masturbating At Work
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Business doing pleasure with you.

The working world is a different place since the Covid-19 Pandemic with

now working from home. Turns out, once we lost the commute and got to enjoy home comforts while doing our jobs, there was no turning back.That’s right, according to new research released by , 7.4 million workers in the UK have masturbated on company time with higher earners and men more likely to treat themselves to a little me-time during the work day.25-34 year olds are more likely to masturbate during work hours and married people wank three times a week compared to single people – who “only” masturbate once a week on average at work. Married people also spend longer pleasuring themselves – 38 minutes on average.

However, while this is costing businesses an estimated £154 million a week as they’re paying staff who are masturbating on company time, it’s not all bad news. In fact, in terms of employee wellbeing… it’s really quite good news, though we’re not sure your boss will agree. 33% of wankers, I mean workers, said that masturbating during work hours helped them to relieve stress, 24% said that it enhances their mood, and 19% even said that masturbation increases their concentration.

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