Even Brad Pitt's Endless Charm Can't Save 'Bullet Train'

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Even Brad Pitt's Endless Charm Can't Save 'Bullet Train'
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If the actor's remaining performances are numbered, I would hate like hell to think of what we missed just so that we could have this

I stopped trying to sort out the affiliations and loyalties of the various thieves and assassins and operatives aboard an overnight train from Tokyo to Kyoto. Ten minutes after that, I stopped caring what badass was executing what form of grievous bodily harm to whom.

has to do with a gaggle of shadowy types converging on the same choo-choo. Ladybug is back on the job after an apparent breakdown which he has overcome with the aid of a shrink and a nonending stream of psychobabble.

The goal of several characters is to get hold of the attaché case holding the recovered kidnapping ransom, which keeps changing hands like the identical suitcases inand also with the gradually revealed motivations and connections of the characters. But since it’s played for snarky, wiseass gags, there’s no real reason to care even as they’re revealed.

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