Here's an overview of some of the best Texas-related articles to come out of satirical news site The Onion.
notified the world that after effectively banning abortions, the Lone Star State has taken it a step further. That’s right, y’all: no more consensual sex.reported that Gov. Greg Abbott, cheered on by right-wing lobbyists and religious groups, signed into law a ban on sexy fun. People caught in the act could face more than 10 years behind bars.
Abbott added that matchmakers could also face prosecution for setting up their friends who later go on to do the deed.in March 2021, readers learned that the virus had set up shop in Texas full-time. “Shifting my operation to Texas will give me the freedom to spread my wings and grow this pandemic in ways that are impossible in blue states,” it said at the time.
“Those regulations really hurt small virus particles,” the molecule said. “The Lone Star State has been nothing but welcoming to me, and I’m thrilled to call it my new home.”also proved prescient when it wrote about a law that would allow Texans to carry firearms without a background check. quoted Abbott as saying that society has become more tolerant. The new law would ensure that sellers can’t opt out of a gun purchase based on the buyer’s “history of violence or other red flags.
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