Gone are the days when you breeze out of your apartment with nothing but your Kate Spade clutch and the wind in your hair.
Motherhood is a truly beautiful thing – with chaos around the edges. It’s about pretending we have our stuff together while storing endless crumby snacks in our handbags.
Of course, their velvety little feet and gummy smiles are beyond worth it, but nobody prepares you for the expedition it takes to leave the house with two in tow. Gaze lovingly at your sleeping newborn and try to calculate backwards the times of his next nap and feed.Ask your toddler when the baby is due to have his next nap while she ignores you and continues to unwrap your entire box of tampons.Find a calculator and tell him that his estimate is wrong and all men are STUPID.
Have a shower in which you hear your baby crying constantly , while your toddler pats your belly and shouts ‘squishy mummy’ on repeat.Spend 10 minutes mesmerised by his little face and happy smiles.Remove toddler from nail varnish.
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