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The Addams Family is a wonderfully heartwarming tale of feuding families, excessive greed and bizarre lifestyle choices.No such name as exotic as Uncle Fester would be tolerated in this country. We like our names stupid and our nicknames stupider. He would be known as Mouldy among the lads, but Mammy and Daddy Addams would’ve christened him Mould and sigh heavily each time he’s referred to as anything other than that.In Ireland, The Addams Family would be considered tanned.
Frankly, anything you wear in Ireland is questioned. Oh, you’re going out in THAT when it’s roasing out? You’ll melt in all that black clobber you’ve on. Would you ever try a pastel or something? You look like you’re on the way to a funeral for God’s sake. So morbid looking.As if anyone can get lost in the Bermuda Triangle for 25 years. It’s more likely that Fester stupidly found himself smack bang in the middle of the Dunkettle Interchange at rush hour.
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