Please Like Me — by elonmusk
All I want is for you to be nice to me. Please be nice to me. Please be my friend. Will you be my friend?Even my children don’t really seem to like me. Although to be fair, I’m not sure how many of them there are. One or two of them might like me.If just a few more people like me, maybe I’ll feel better. Will you help me out? Will you like me?Do you like crypto? I do. Although if you don’t like crypto, I don’t like it, either. Anything to make you like me.Please.Seriously. I will do anything.
I brutally tortured some monkeys for literally no reason, for Christ’s sake! That’s so cool! Doesn’t that count for anything?It’s such bullshit. I spend two hours scrolling through Reddit for the perfect week-old conservative meme to post, and all the thanks I get for my dedication to the lulz is a bunch of nobodies attacking me. It almost makes me wonder why the hell I continue subjecting myself to this.Oh, right—it’s that I’m hopelessly in need of your approval.
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