NEW YORK—Touting the product’s ability to erase pesky skin imperfections, blemishes, and discolorations, cosmetics giant Revlon announced Tuesday that it had released a new line of concealer pins designed to instantly blind users from their own hideous forms. “With this revolutionary new beauty treatment, all…
NEW YORK—Touting the product’s ability to erase pesky skin imperfections, blemishes, and discolorations, cosmetics giant Revlon announced Tuesday that it had released a new line of concealer pins designed to instantly blind users from their own hideous forms.
“With this revolutionary new beauty treatment, all customers need to do is grasp the pin, stick it deep into each eye, and then wait until their vision blurs and totally disappears,” said Revlon spokesperson Jenna Tikkus, adding that during trials, participants felt more confident and beautiful within 30 minutes of no longer being able to gaze upon their disgusting, disfigured faces.
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