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The goys are up in orms that I used to send them chicken feathers anonymously in the post after lousy displays. But I was their captain

JP says Chloe is writing a novel based on her college days. He’s like, “She’s hoping to do for DBS what Sally Rooney did for Trinity.”‘A threesome?’ Sorcha goes. ‘Why would you think I’d be into having a threesome?’

‘Your father is a moral eunuch, Ross. Those aren’t my words. That was a main finding of the Mahon tribunal’ He goes, “I doubt it,” because he doesn’t like to be reminded. “You were hordly Connell to her Marianne.”He decides to change the subject then. He goes, “How’s Sorcha?”“Not great. Well, fine in the sense that they haven’t been taken into care or anything like that. But they’re absolutely shit at rugby.”“I mean, I bring them to Wanderer’s every Saturday morning and they’ve no even interest.

Don’t stort trying to guilt-trip me, goys. Do you think I liked having to do it? Not one of you would have won a Leinster Schools Senior Cup medal if it wasn’t for me, can I just remind you?He goes, “I believe you and Sorcha are trying for another – ”And JP goes, “Ross sent me chicken feathers in the post.”JP’s there, “In our Senior Cup year.”chicken feathers in the post after I gave away a penalty against Michael’s.”“That’s, like, haunted me for 25 years.

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