Before she falls asleep in the nursing home, she whispers a secret in my ear
The old dear goes, ‘I don’t want my vital work on the campaign Move Funderland to the Northside to die with me’The old dear smiles and I end up having to look away. I’m there, “Can you at least put your teeth in?”And the old dear’s like, “Oh, I never have, Honor – even when he cried as a baby. They call it self-soothing now. I tell people: I invented it.”
‘When they see the copper, the triplets think it’s about them gobbing on the cauliflower and turmeric latte crowd - which I’m not even sure is a crime’Yeah, no, Honor brought the Mount Anville school choir to the nursing home in Ongar that the old dear now calls home. It’s given her a definite lift.She goes, “Is it Latin? I love when your father speaks Latin – especially when he has drink taken. He often spoke Latin while we made love.”She goes, “Oh, don’t pretend to be embarrassed.
I’m like, “Yes, it did. Brian got sick at the children’s Mass in Foxrock. And Leo tried to unhook the winch that was holding Johnny as the Angel Gabriel above the altar.”She’s like, “For 30 years – as you know – my name has been synonymous with the campaign to Move Funderland to the Northside. I don’t want this vital work to die with me.”She goes, “You must listen to me, Honor. The campaign has been crying out for new blood for years. It could be regalvanised under you.
The old dear goes, ‘I don’t want my vital work on the campaign Move Funderland to the Northside to die with me’
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