I’ve honestly never seen the old man look so crushed
I’m like, “Jesus, will you keep the focking Latin down!” because the bor is full of Ireland fans and they’re all listening. No choice in the matter.
He’s there, “I have to go! I’ll see you soon!” and then he hangs up and goes, “Michael McDowell says hello!”He goes, “Oh, tish and pish, Ross! I’ve waited so long for this moment, I want to tell the world and his brother! I am officially the first – and thus farI’m there, “Is that a dig at me?” He’s like, “Of course it’s not a dig at you! If Ireland had had a coach worthy of the name, you’d have a hundred caps today, Kicker!”like a dig. I was actually storting to feel sorry for you but now I’m not. See, the thing is–”
But before I can tell him the truth, he storts looking around the bor, going, “I haven’t seen any of the chaps yet!”He goes, “My team-mates, Ross! I wonder have they met up somewhere else for a straightener or two!”“I’m looking forward to seeing them again! Of course a lot of them will be old men now! Maurice Murnane! Ear Lingus they called him! Quote-unquote! Two giant listening devices on the side of his head! Chap looked like he was taxiing for take-off! No scrum-caps in those days, of...
I’m there, “Because you were sitting in a prison cell, refusing to purge your contempt. Over a seagull. And the old dear was worried about you. And so was Hennessy. And, you know, I was kind of looking forward to going to – yeah, no – the World“Right,” he goes, staring into space, absolutely flattened by this news to the point where I end up nearly feeling guilty.” he goes, except the boom has suddenly disappeared from his voice.
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