Look, do we want to be the ones to smut up the Platinum Jubilee with recommendations of sex toy deals and sex positions? No. No we do not. But someone has to do it 🤷
Bank HolidaySo, here we are, sharing some ideas for what to do to fill the hours between picnics and parties.
The experts at Ann Summers reckon that if you’re going to have sex this weekend, you should at least stick to the Jubilee theme – so they’ve put together seven sex positions inspired by the occasion.In fact, some of them appear to just be standard sex positions, but with bunting. If you do want to make these more Jubilee-themed, you have our approval to grab some Pimms or address your partner as Your Majesty.the 70 – a one-up on the 69It’s the same as a 69, with both partners receiving and giving oral at the same time, but rather than lying down, you add some athleticism and balance by being upright – either standing or sitting – so one person is hanging head-down.Okay, this is just sitting on your partner’s face to receive oral.
The person penetrating kneels, while their partner lies on their back. The penetrator then lifts the receiver’s hips up off the bed and gets to thrusting.This delivers deep penetration, and leaves hands free to add to the fun.Queening is also a term for face-sitting, so this might be a bit confusing – but in Ann Summers’ version, it’s simply a twist on missionary.
Lie on your back with your legs spread open and held aloft. Your partner then kneels in between your legs and places their hands either side of your head on the bed.Acrobatic You’ll need decent upper body strength to stay in this position for longer than a few seconds, so be ready to mix things up and perhaps ease into doggie style.