Steve Breen's cartoon caption contest for May 20, 2022 [Opinion]
We saw lots of “chickens come home to roost,” “farm to table” and “henpecked” gags, but we gave top prize to Shirley Klein this week. Eggcellent, Shirley! She will receive Steve Breen’s signed original in the mail. Thanks to all those who participated. The art for next week’s contest is below.“Relax. They’re only staying until the cows come home.” Bernie Nofel, San Diego“How many times do I have to tell you, Fred? We live in Ramona now.
“Remind me again why we couldn’t have just taken up pickleball like everyone else?” Matt Glovinsky, La Mesa“It’s a good thing we both love omelets and quiche!” Mary Reed, San Diego“We need to remodel this kitchen, but you’re too cheap, cheap, cheap!” Patrick F. Williams, Point Loma“I’m telling you ... you’re such a chick magnet.” Kallie Waldron, ninth grade, Poway High School“This is not what I thought retirement would be like.
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