Surviving IKEA via LaurieJStone
The other day my son Paul suggested something so disturbing, so cringe-inducing, so horrific, I had to hold onto my kitchen counter for support. “I need a new bureau. Let’s go back to Ikea.” All I could do was shake my head, repeating the word, “No.” I cannot. I will not go back to IKEA for these 9 reasons…Don’t fall for it. Their cafeteria, located in front of the store, is light-filled, cheerful, and Scandinavian.
Three hours had passed. I wanted to stand there, arms in the air, like the triumphant prison break scene in “Shawshank Redemption”.We finally got home and once again, lugged those effing boxes to our garage where they sat till I called the wonderful man who magically turned this stuff into an actual bureau… for another fee.
Needless to say, I won’t be returning to IKEA in the near future, even if they do have Lingonberry parfaits.If you’d like to receive posts by email,
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