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HOW did the bauble get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life.for the latest news and updatesHOW much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house.WHAT does a stingy sheep say? Baaaaaa-humbug.WHAT do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve? Sandy Claws.HOW do you wash your hands over Christmas? With Santa-tizer.WHY don’t you ever see Santa in an NHS hospital? Because he has private elf care.
WHAT’S the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the normal alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has noel.WHY did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? Because they were two deer.WHAT do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow.WHY couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party? He had no body to go with.
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