The tale of a grumpy man in a beard who’s not Keane on being back in the Sky Sports commentary box so soon after Qatar
Roy roared this at Gary, who rocked on his stool.“It’s not life or death here – we’re just talking sport.”“GO *%^& YOURSELF, CARRA,” screamed Gary and Roy,They’d spent the past month at the Qatar World Cup.And it all took its toll and they came home with scars.Of cash and backhanders and where it all went.There was also some football, conveniently for Fifa,Until Roy nailed Iran with a single word: “Shocking.”And Messi scored seven, with four from the spot.
“It’s back to the grindstone, the Premier League!”Jamie said: “You’re back on.” And Roy said: “I’m not!”This could get nasty so Jamie thought quick.He went back to them both with a trick up his sleeve,They both turned up grumbling – “Why the *%^& are we here?”And though they were grouchy and grumpy and gruff,“I know it’s been tense and I know it’s been hard.“At least you weren’t stuck with the Carabao Cup.”But both were still close to the end of their tether.“This is bullshit,” said Roy.
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