Excited for the new Tomb Raider? Read Joshywise’s cautionary thoughts on the recent leaks surrounding Lara’s new adventure:
, and his life, in similar fashion to his fashion, was cut short.Spare a thought for Kurtis Trent, an ex-Legionnaire from Utah, who joined forces with Lara in. Imagine if Nathan Drake were cooked up a few years earlier, in 2001, and was based not on Johnny Knoxville—as, apparently was Drake—but on Brian Topp, from Spaced. Soul Patch, hair like an unwrung mop, and a permanently pained expression. Kurtis didn’t die. At least, not officially.
If anyone can prove that the health of Lara’s allies is dangeorusly under threat, it is he. Jacob was a Byzantine prophet, who inspired a religious movement. He was born in 843, 1172 years old. Being in touch with something called “the Divine Source,” Jacob is deathless, forever young, richly stubbled, and quite dull. He helped Lara fight off Trinity, a mercenary outfit causing all manner of trouble in the local area. At the end of the game, Jacob dies.
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