Here are the most genius things that Elon Musk told his employees during his first official all-hands meeting as “chief twit.”
“Let’s just remember that everyone likes me and I am very cool.”List slides“Remember that no job is worth sacrificing your mental health.”To be fair, Musk said this while rolling his eyes and pantomiming jerking off.“The top priority right now is creating a task force to figure out who is being mean to me.”“The top priority right now is creating a task force to figure out who is being mean to me.”
Employees weren’t sure how to react when it became apparent that their CEO thought he had discovered GIFs.“You know him from SpaceX and Tesla…. ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for ELON MUUUUUSK!”“You know him from SpaceX and Tesla…. ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for ELON MUUUUUSK!”“If anyone from the FTC comes around, we’re a bakery.”Just to be safe, Musk then held up a single cheese danish.“My vision is for Twitter to limp along until maybe Christmas.
Musk was understandably disappointed about not getting to present the Powerpoint slideshow he spent all night adding sound effects and transitions to.Employees reported that Musk was still holding the same sink he brought to Twitter HQ several weeks after his initial stunt.“Bazinga! Bazinga! Bazinga! Bazinga! Bazinga! Bazinga!”catchphrase nearly 200 times in succession.“Boy, I sure could go for some sexual harassment right about now.
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