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flamiest tracky bottoms in the known universe, picking to fight as him is just evidence of a complete lack of imagination. He is on the fucking box you fucking prick. Picking Jin is like playing Crash Team Racing as Crash. It's like choosing Mario in Smash Bros. It's like being James Bond in a multiplayer game on GoldenEye. It is small-time, vapid behaviour and I simply will not stand for it. You're not picking Jin. I'm sorry. Pick someone else you loser or we're not playing.
So that's what Yoshimitsu is, kind of. If you were the type of person that played as Yoshimitsu, again, this unknowable amalgamation of nonsense all sort of slopped together into one obscenely cool, obscenely weird, fighting character, then you were either a) also a cool person yourself or b) a person who has since grown up to be a neckbeard, messageboard incel who also has a YouTube channel where you chop up water bottles with a samurai sword. Those are the only two options.
If you picked King you knew what were you about, basically. You knew what you wanted from Tekken. You knew you wanted to be a 6 foot 3 Mexican wrestler who is also somehow a Catholic priest and you knew you wanted to low kick the shit out of your opponent's shins. And I respect that. You had it all figured out.
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