Finally, after a lifetime left wanting, having fallen from the ugly tree as a bairn, there is, for the second year in succession: hope.
Gone are the days when chiselled torsos and boyish good looks were en vogue to be replaced by the year's sexiest man, once more being announced as, er, Jeremy Clarkson.
I must confess I do not know of illicit encounters, and I am too scared to ‘research’ it in case my wife checks my search history and gets the wrong end of the stick, as, knowing my luck, things would not end well for me. I continued to question this poll even further when I saw the balding and then some Prince William in position number three, followed by England manager Gareth Southgate in fourth.
Whatever next year? John Merrick, the bearded woman from The Greatest Showman and Rocky from Mask as the contenders? Even I would stand a chance with that lot. Relationship expert, Noor Hibbert, attempts to justify Clarkson’s finishing position by explaining:"Jeremy exudes a keen sense of self confidence and self assuredness, which can be highly appealing to many women. His confidence can create a level of attractiveness and draw people toward him.
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