Being eaten by the hot demon from the 2009 Karyn Kusama film sounds fine in more ways than one.
I suspect that succubus Jennifer “not even a backdoor virgin” Check is a top bitch, and that she would, without hesitation, eat my box.
The Jez staff has mostly vehemently disagreed with me on demon fuckability, citing the following reasons:Megan Fox hotness is predicated on her being sort of sly and evilish, so if she went full demon, the mystery is gone. Would not F.TBH seems like sex with the demon would involve too many liquids…there will simply be too many.Rich Juzwiak:Laura Bassett:I’m confident that my fellow staffers, while probably more logical creatures, are also weenies.
Perhaps my colleagues are right, and all of this teasing might just result in being shredded into “lasagna with teeth.” But if I have to choose between a boring life or sexy death, my morbid ass is choosing death in the name of good fuckery. I’d rather go out with a literal bang by riding a levitating demon all the way to my grave than croak in my sleep. If I’m lucky, maybe she’ll even ask me to show her my “breast stroke” in a swampy mausoleum.
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