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Eventually their mother returns from hospital, and for a moment I think the twist is going to be that the baby is also going to be a Mickey Mouse doll. Sadly, they choose a different road. The new sibling is a large-eyed human baby, and our heroine is faced with a stark choice: reject this child and insist it be returned or form an alliance and vow to destroy the rest of the family together instead. She makes the latter choice, offering the baby the Mickey Mouse doll as tribute. It’s delightful.
None of this is addressed. Instead Dawn French narrates beautiful food at Ducky until I’m shouting at the screen, “Ducky has no internal organs – and if she does they’re made out of wool. How is she going to digest that food? You haven’t thought this through, Dawn French!”
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