‘Worst morning of my life’ – Alison Healy on tricky tourists

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‘Worst morning of my life’ – Alison Healy on tricky tourists
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One disgruntled visitor described the Phoenix Park as ‘just grass, grass, grass’

A visitor wrote that the Grand Canyon was a 'cluster of ugly looking rocks and a gorge that runs for miles. Boring is an understatement'. Photograph: Raymond Zhong/The New York Times

The magic spell was broken when a butterfly fluttered by my friend. All hell broke loose. She let out a scream of terror and started to bat the butterflies away with her hands. Her toddler burst into tears with the fright. My toddler burst into tears in solidarity, and they ran from the place. It was not the joyful day trip I had anticipated.

Ben Nevis was written off by an underwhelmed Tony C as “far too steep”. You have to wonder what he expected when he opted to climb the UK’s highest mountain. But Tris G was more upset by the lack of wifi. “Couldn’t log on to TikTok or Instagram,” she fumed. “This is the 21st century and they can’t even install a phone mast at the top.”

Spike Island may have won many tourism awards but that did not impress a disgruntled UK visitor who got rained on and dramatically declared it was the “worst morning of my life”. A Londoner was also unconvinced, noting that, having visited “both Machu and the Great Wall there is simply no comparison”. Why he opted to compare the Cork island to Machu Picchu in Peru or the Great Wall of China remains a mystery.

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